Would You Rather? The Naked Oprahs

Would You Rather Have To Watch Oprah Vacuum Your Carpet Naked, Or Have To Watch The "Color Purple" Oprah Sweep Your Hardwood Floors Naked?

Yikes, this may have to be settled over a coin-toss! Listen, Oprah is looking pretty good right now (for Oprah that is), but I hate me some carpet. Ironically my new place is actually carpeted and although I'm not a huge fan, it does help absorb the noise much more then hardwood floors.

On the other hand, the thought of watching naked "Color Purple" Oprah chasing down those dust bunnies sounds like a nightmare! But furniture just looks SO much better on hardwood floors. And most importantly, vacuuming sucks. So "Color Purple" Oprah "you're the pick cause hardwood trumps carpet any day and I'd much rather sweep!

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Would You Rather? Decorating Naked

Would You Rather Paint Your Bathroom Naked With Bruce Vilanch Or Wallpaper Your Bathroom Naked With Precious?

The Case for Bruce Vilanch: With a wardrobe of over 5,000 t-shirts, we could probably save some money by using them as tarps while painting, so choosing him could come with some added benefits. However, painting is extremely tough and tiresome, and if you parlay that with the image of him shouting, "X gets a Square" while naked in my bathroom, it makes him a tough choice. On the other hand, wallpaper has become as trendy as Precious, and is much easier to do than before. Although the bathroom is going to be a tough squeeze for the two of us, wallpapering is best to do in a smaller space. So Precious, as your girl Mariah Carey would say, "Touch My Body" cause I'm choosing you! I'm looking forward to seeing how the wallpaper comes out.

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Would You Rather? Kirstie Alley Sex Or Carrot Top Sex

Would You Rather Sleep In A Twin Size Bed With Kirstie Alley
Or A King Size Bed With Carrot top?

First of all, I wouldn't want to sleep with myself in a twin size bed, but it is an interesting question if we're talking about Rebecca Howe from "Cheers." But we're not, we're talking about present day Kirstie Alley competing with what sounds like a pretty fun time. So I choose the Ginger Prince. Just think about how many props he could fit in a king size bed. Plus, if you go Eastern King, it's wide enough where you could use the props like masking tape to set boundaries.

Remember, Eastern King mattresses are wider and Cal Kings are longer so fatties to the East and daddy long legs to the West. I made the mistake of buying Cal King so be sure to know the difference when making your purchase.

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Would You Rather? How To Make Love To Betty White

Would You Rather Make Out With Betty White
On A Leather Sofa Or A Fabric Sofa?

Wow, that's a tough one...not the making out with Betty White part, that's easy. But what type of couch gets you to the bedroom quicker - that's a little harder.

Personally, I think you have a better job of closing the deal if you have the leather sofa because it's more swanky and stylish. However, there are also a few pitfalls with leather, including sounds that aren't acceptable until date #3, slippage, and sweat.

At the end of the day, I'm not so sure it's worth the expensive leather when the fabric sofa is so much more comfortable to mess around on.

So for this "would you rather," the Guy In 2A votes fabric. But what's your vote?

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